Formally speaking, elves exist 呦
Yes, from a certain perspective, I am not a kidnapper at all, and I have not committed a crime. This is just a strategy. I like her innocence. So pure, whatever I do is pure. Regardless of the nature of the matter in the eyes of others, I have no guilt about what I do. Not at all. That is correct. That would be beneficial ...
I received a call from An An at the vegetable market, "Buy some celery! If the celery leaves are wrapped in dumplings, it will be celery dumplings ..."
"you're so smart!"
I bought dumpling skins, meat, and celery and went home. When I return home like this, I look like a housewife, and An An ... she is typing at the keyboard in front of the computer. It's not a knock, it should be said to be smashing the keyboard ... just like a drummer ... I ran to stop her, "An An, the keyboard will break like this ..."
"It's broken." An An replied angrily. By the way, I smashed the display with the small speaker next to it. "The display is broken, too."
"……how could be?"
I felt inexplicably squatting down to look. The light on my computer is on, but nothing is on the display. An An said, "The display just works, but the keyboard doesn't work. I can't operate the computer no matter what I do after turning it on."
Just as she said this, the display suddenly turned on. We all screamed in surprise, "Oh!"
On my desktop, there is a line of fluorescent green characters flashing, "I am here!" My desktop, which should have been an anime wallpaper, has become an oil painting of a lake. Of course this lake looks familiar to me ...
"Pop!" I pushed on the display with one hand. It turned black. In this case, the display may be really broken. I shouted excitedly, "It's the elf reminding me that she's always helping me, great, I know it's all true ..."
"What?" An An asked in puzzlement. I grabbed the mouse and clicked nervously, "It's an elf ... the kind of elf who will put forward conditions to help you realize your wish ..."
"Neuropathic." An An dismissed the elves's dismissal. "There are no elves in this world."
NO, there must be elves in this world. Only elves can help me do what I want. When I think of elves, I have no fear at all. Because I have an agreement with the Elves anyway, I will get what I want no matter what. I'm so proud of thinking about it, because that means my life will be very happy ...
Let's make dumplings ... Although An An doesn't agree with what I said about the elves, I didn't investigate the matter too much, just that my computer was a virus. I tried it and the computer couldn't connect to the internet. The elves of the information age are really wide-handed ... so I came to the kitchen with peace of mind. An An said that cutting the meat into mince was left to me. So I put the meat on a cutting board and cut it sharply. Cut and cut I think the pig is very poor, so it was eaten by people, and no one thinks there is anything wrong with it ... The world is indeed an unfair place.
"Why do you cry when cutting meat? Isn't this onion again?"
My tears were seen by An An. I said, "Ah ... because it is pitiful to think of pigs. On the Internet, if you search for 'eating dogs', there will be a lot of information. Many people oppose eating dogs. For pigs, such dogs are really happy. Few Does anyone object to eating pigs? Except those who ca n’t eat pigs because of religious reasons, personally do n’t like the taste of pork ... Everyone is eating pork. So pigs are pitiful ... no one loves ... "
"Ah, that's weird. It's so much for you to cut a pork." An An said in the living room. "What's your brain thinking?"
"Just touching the scene."
I put the minced pork into a plate, cut the celery leaves, and finally stir the minced vegetable leaves and the mince together and serve. An An started making dumplings. She put the meat on top of the skin and then folded the skin into the shape of a fairly standard dumpling. I tried to wrap it up and found that I did not have this ability. An An said, "Do you like to eat dumplings?"
"Okay," I said, "but I think the dumplings you make must be delicious."
"I won't be happy if I try to please me," An An said, carefully wrapped in dumplings. I said, "No ... that's what I think. Even if it's hard to eat ... because it's your bag, I will feel super delicious. The taste of the food is not just its own taste, but more importantly ... ... does it have any special meaning to those who eat? "
"Say this ... Do you believe it yourself?" An An asked me. I nodded and said, "Believe ... because that's true ..."
Of course it is true!
Because I like you, if it is your own dumplings, I will like it very much ... it is okay to eat thirty ... because people live in the world, they will suffer various injuries for various reasons. And if you can immerse yourself in love, you can restore the heart that has been broken due to various injuries. The heart should be beating fiercely, and endlessly moved for what ... That's it ...
"Ah, where's the sun?"
A piece of sunlight fell on An An's body, and she raised her hand to cover her eyes. Why is there sunshine in my living room? Only in the balcony will the sun be exposed. An An shouted with chopsticks on the bowl, "Why is your house so strange!"
"It's the elf." I stood up and looked around at the ceiling. There seemed to be a bright yellow sun on the ceiling. I said, "It's the elf ... it's the elf that makes strange things happen ..."
It's not unusual for the sun to shine on you. But I have never eaten dumplings in the sun, and I have never wrapped dumplings in the sun. An An seemed annoyed and said, "Take the sun!"
"Ah, this ... I didn't do it ..." I said, looking up at the sun on the ceiling. Its light was so strong that I couldn't look into it now. I can only squint my eyes at the round object, "Ah ... so warm ... so warm ... like sunbathing ..."
"Because you have this inexplicable facility in your home, do you have to show me!" An'an broke out. She squeezed my face. "Strange guy!"
"No ... strange ... because there are elves in everything." I plan to tell the truth to An An. Because, since the elf said it will help me achieve my wish, "certainly" means that the final goal will be achieved no matter what happens? So it doesn't matter to tell the truth to An An. I feel embarrassed to deceive her. I said to her, "An'an, if you don't want the sun, then let the elves pick the sun ..."
"It's so outrageous!" An An shouted at me with dissatisfaction, "Do you read the fairy tale book with pinyin every day before going to bed?"