Kiss, when you see this letter, you should understand what I want to say!
Yep. . . Dear dear, these days you left me, I am so sad, I do n’t want tea, I do n’t want to eat tea now! The mess at home is so uncomfortable, I feel uncomfortable in my underwear and socks! There is, and it's the most important ~ my belly ~ it ah !! Because you are not around, make fun of me every day. I really don't know who to blame?
Oh! By the way! There is a woman these days who brought a child to come to you and say what the child is yours! I did n’t believe it at first, but I thought about it, looking at the child, it ’s really like you Yeah! Well. . . Before you even knew me, it was possible to breed with unknown creatures, okay! I know! To be honest, the little thing is also cute, but I do n’t like children ~ I said in the end that you went abroad Yao Yao, please come to the company, do n’t go home, I ’m very polite! I did n’t expect that the woman actually scolded me, saying that I ’m a vixen, he ’s really xx, vixen is used to describe women! Have female characteristics ?? I really do n’t know if she failed to learn Chinese or are you blind?
Yep. . . And I heard Xiao Yi said that you all sleep in the company or restaurant, dear, there is no bed at home, you sleep outside, you are too rich, right ?! Do you know you sleep in the company, that You can catch a cold, and that must not be more comfortable than that, right! Then, you sleep in a restaurant, although it is comfortable, but the money you spend is definitely enough for me to have dinner for three days, so I think you still Keep the money! In saying, your large stove is gone! In the cold winter night, call me insomnia every night, wait for you to lie down and let me obediently. . . . Hold and sleep!
Okay! I wo n’t tell you about some nonsense !! These nonsense, waiting for you to come back, we mostly have time to "speak" slowly
Let's talk about why you are angry!
Here are my reasons:
1. Not hard-working, too lazy
2. Obviously I can cook but I'm so tired that you can make dinner for me
3. Miss you down
4. Same as 3 ~ I succeeded!
We can explain these problems one by one slowly
The first one is not hardworking ~ because you are there !! And you know that you will help me when you fall down in the sky, so what about hard work ?!
2. I know how to cook! I just do n’t want to go to Suzhou to sell duck eggs at a young age, so please trouble me! My dear, you do n’t want to lose me! Then you have to make an appointment!
3. I miss you because I have n’t tried it !! Curious! When have you become so stingy! Dear! It ’s just a change of status! You do n’t have to have such a big ton of temper! Oh ~ yes! I still want you to come. Then you hit me with a punch so that I can't hit you. Think about how you should pay me for this punch!
The most important point 4. I succeeded! Sun Yat-sen's revolution was 11 times, and I only revolutionized 5 times. Hey ~ Ca n’t blame you for not being fast enough !! But I also regret it! It turns out that pressing you under you is a tiring task I want to please you. As a result, I ca n’t feel any pleasure at all, only "tired"! So, you can rest assured of your 450x10000 hearts !! I swear with four fingers, I will never, in the future, want to put You're underneath !! You know! I'm a troublesome person, eh. . . In other words, you can rush back as soon as you see the letter !!
I put the key next to me, you do n’t need to worry, as long as you ring the doorbell and the door opens, you must see me!
Yep. . . That's it! !! . . The rest, come back and talk about it !!
ps: dear, help me get some boxes of candy with Xiao Yi when I come back, the one he ordered is super delicious !!
Kiss one ~ 啵 ~~ wait for you !!
by your dear wife